.::Thelma 'N Louise::.

My gears need a little oil...

One

CJ:

You want to go to the gym, to get on the treadmill.

Me:

Psh, the treadmill, no I want to RUN...oh, I guess that is the treadmill (looks down)

Two

Rainell (through text):

Lols, I want you and Diamond to meet my bf

Me:

Babe, Rainell wants us to meet her bf, I think his name is Lols...

Diamonds:

(Looks at phone then me) Babe that means L-O-Ls NOT a name!

Three

CJ (To Diamonds and I):

So you guys good with Dominos?

Me:

No not really we like to play BlackJack though!

CJ and Diamonds:

uhhhh (as they hysterically laugh and give me a retarded look)

Me:

ohhh you meant like...pizza... (feeling dumb)

Diamonds:

Yeah you're Silent Bob for the rest of the night.

I struck out today....lol